> At a Glance
> – Haley Kalil told Twitch viewers that ex-husband Matt Kalil’s anatomy was the “biggest factor” in their 2022 divorce
> – The Sports Illustrated model later compared his size to “two Coke cans, maybe even a third”
> – Court documents obtained by TMZ show Matt allegedly sued for invasion of privacy over the comments
> – Why it matters: The public airing of intimate details has now triggered legal fallout nearly four years after the couple split
Haley Kalil and former Minnesota Vikings tackle Matt Kalil divorced in 2022, but the aftermath turned explosive in late 2025 when Haley streamed graphic details about their marriage to her followers.
The Livestream Bombshell
During a November 2025 Twitch stream, Haley told host Marlon Garcia that the couple’s sex life was impossible because her husband was “like 0.01% of the population.”
She refused to speak the claim aloud, instead typing it on her phone for Garcia to read. When he asked if she was serious, she doubled down:
> “Dead ass, for our whole marriage, dead ass!”
> “We tried everything-therapist, doctors, looked up lipo-type s—. Unless you’re gonna be in tears, it wasn’t happening.”
From Science Lab to Spotlight
Haley’s path to influencer fame began far from streaming cameras:
- Born and raised in Victoria, Minnesota, to two mechanical-engineer parents
- Earned a 4.0 GPA at St. Cloud State University in biomedical sciences, psychology, and chemistry
- Worked in an immunology lab studying Type 1 diabetes before modeling
- Won Miss Minnesota USA 2014 and later walked Miami Swim Week for Sports Illustrated
By 2025 she had 25 million followers across Instagram and TikTok and landed on Forbes’ Top Creators List with reported earnings of $6.5 million.
Relationship Timeline
| Year | Milestone |
|---|---|
| 2014 | Haley wins Miss Minnesota USA |
| 2015 | Matt crashes her Tinder date with his friend; they marry later that year |
| 2022 | Couple divorces after nearly seven years |
| Aug 2025 | Haley calls Matt the “greatest man” on The Burnouts podcast |
| Nov 2025 | Explicit Twitch stream goes viral |
| Jan 6, 2026 | Matt files invasion-of-privacy suit, per TMZ court docs |
Key Takeaways
- Haley described Matt’s anatomy as “two Coke cans on top of each other” during the livestream
- She claimed they sought medical help “because he was like 0.01% of the population”
- Matt has since married model Keilani Asmus and welcomed a son
- The lawsuit marks his first public response to Haley’s viral comments
The once-private divorce details are now at the center of a legal battle, showing how quickly personal revelations can escalate when shared with millions online.
